It’s an unauthorized investigation into Austin comedy’s strangest conspiracy—the idea that Tony Hinchcliffe was killed and replaced, and the cult of Kill Tony is hiding the truth.
Disappearing Inc. We’re the scribes in the shadows, pulling receipts from Reddit, YouTube, and the alleys behind the Mothership.
No. But we’ll replace it if it’s jacked up. See our Returns & Exchange Policy for the fine print.
We got you. Email us a photo and your order number. If it’s a legit issue, we’ll send you another.
The undercover writer, that's who! (more details to be released later... but if you know, you know!).
Just an undercover writer. A few comedians. A little paranoia. Nothing to worry about.
Send it through the contact page. Whispers, sightings, theories—all disappear into the file.
Because that’s where the cult chooses its next sacrifice—or star. Every open mic hopeful is one draw away from initiation.
That depends on how seriously you're taking it.
Once the manuscript is published (estimated by September 1st, 2025) , you'll be the first to get a copy and it will be shipped through standard U.S.P.S. media mail.
Gain access. If you know, you know.
Does Adam Eget approve this message?
Get a signed paperback manuscript
(signed by the undercover agent who wrote the report)
